🚦Your Weekend To-Do List is Wrong

Forget productivity hacks and self-care Sunday. Here's what weekends are actually about...

Task 1: Accept the New Boss 🐕

Donna Shalala: “The dog doesn’t know the difference between Saturday, Sunday, and Monday, so I have to walk the dog early those days too.”

Translation: You're officially not in charge of your own schedule anymore. Embrace it.

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Task 2: Master the Art of Productive Procrastination 🛋️

Bill Watterson: “Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.”

Translation: The wise creator of Calvin and Hobbes clearly knows the value of existential crisis and absolutely no productivity.

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Task 3: Navigate the Sunday Scaries 🍹

F. Scott Fitzgerald: “First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.”

Translation: A true weekend plot twist for many.

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Task 4: Show Up Authentically 💝

Benjamin Franklin: “Don’t judge men’s wealth or godliness by their Sunday appearance.”

Translation: He's hungover. We've all been there.

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